I like this quote!!!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will only make it greater. Give her your sperm, she'll give you a baby. Give her a house, she'll give you a home. Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. Give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit:" >:)

Only...... I can't cook